On Whimsical Bullshit Interior Design: I fucking love those ceiling lamp sections of stores where they have all the possible sorts of lamps just hanging from the ceiling in clusters. If nobody stopped me, I would have that in my house. Just a whole fucking jungle of all sorts of lamps of various styles but vaguely matching aesthetics hanging on the ceiling, like this:
Fish men
i met a cat named spiderman yesterday
Penguin submitted by @whale-eggs.
REVIEW:
This fella has a big ol’ heart! Used to be a magician, then left to pursue a career as an therapist for clowns. Learned quite a bit along the journey and is always experimenting with ways to enrich others. This penguin is grounded and reliable with sturdy thick lines, but that doesn’t mean there’s no excitement to be had. If you’re feeling down, this bird will surprise you with sprinkles and good advice. If you’re feeling bored, you’ll get sprinkles and dangerously (but fun!) advice. And keep your eyes peeled – if you’re lucky, you may just see this bird’s adorable pet Spiderman!
No relation to the Penguin villain.
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🚨🚨🚨 Alert Alert Alert
Bird Has Breached Containment
Authorities Are Working To Recapture And Contain Specimen
Report Sightings To Your Local Emergency Cryptoornithologist
Do Not Engage
Maintain Proper Etiquette If Approached
porble penguin
REVIEW:
colorfully inked and strikingly posed, this penguin is nothing if not playful. not only that, this penguin invites us to join in their whimsy. despite their blank two-dimensional landscape, their limbs are full of movement as if ready to dance a new world into existence.
Anonymous:
you are worth my cool mutual who taught me how to make French onion soup! Obviously a lot more than that, but idk I think you’re a very cool guy without having really even talked to you much.
hi! i am replying very very late. but i did see this when it was sent in. i was in a bad brain space when i made that original post; i have no clue who you are but i was rather pleasantly surprised to receive this message. i think in black and white sometimes, and one medium or major bad thing happening makes me forget about all the small good things. so its nice to be reminded about the incidental connections we have with other people. its small and passing but i think its overlooked how much meaning it adds to the day to day. kinda like adding dashi or soy sauce to your broth for extra depth. i was tempted to never reply (i like to keep nice asks preserved in my inbox to refer to again) but i figured you deserved a (belated) reply.
REVIEW:
an abstract beastie, presenting more questions than they offer to resolve. who exactly is this bird? why are they here? why do they gaze so intently, as if aware of our presence? they ambiguate the relationship between watcher and watched, between bird and birder. the digital scrawls afore an analog backdrop create further dissonance surrounding the starkly artificial yet organically poignant reality of their existence.
30 second penguin doodle for u βπ»π
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baby brother of the webkinz penguin. just learned to write his own name in kindergarten. eyes and arms wide open to the newfound beauty all around him. the rough coloration reflects the yet undefined nature of this baby bird. his world still brims with potential.
here i did this in MS paint with a mouse
REVIEW:
friendlier cousin of the linux penguin. this one went into the culinary arts rather than tech. makes great soufflés. the elegant coloration and gleam in its eyes make this penguin ideal for show.
ot3:
the thing about putting phineas and ferb and fullmetal alchemist in a poll against each other is that theyre doing such fundamentally different things that it’s like asking someone if a table saw or a sewing needle is their favorite tool. like what am i trying to accomplish here. with that said, i think if phineas and ferb had been in amestris they would have handled it







